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11.06.2025 14:42

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Minds and Behinds
Are there any guys, crossdressers, or transgender girls here who wear tampons?
So they tried
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Freaks and Cheeks
Just Forget it!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What should I do if I love a girl and she apparently doesn't love me?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
No way
Everyone loved it.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
Next, they tried...
My son is possessed, now he has psychosis. Can someone help me?
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why is our generation so unhappy?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
Nuts and Butts
Loons and Moons
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
What is the best reply if your boyfriend asks you,"why do you love me?"
No, not a chance
Unacceptable again!
share office space ...
What are some ways to cope with paranoid thoughts about being gangstalked or targeted individuals?
Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors